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Decunting

The act of removing a cunt from your facebook account.

People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.
This is an example of decunting:

Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".

I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.
by Lizzie Birdsworth November 11, 2011
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chunky dunking

That BBW wanted to go chunky dunking in the hot tub with me. I told her I would, but that I was afraid we'd have to take turns!
by Russell Clark May 30, 2006
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drunking

the stage where your particularly drunken state and still drinking heavily
answering the phone and saying "im drunking" letting the other person know what you are doing and how you are at the same time
by Paul Hinwood April 4, 2008
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french dunking

Dipping your bawls into a girls mouth; when a girl sucks on a guy's testicles.
She's a good bawl sucker; shes great at french dunking.
by James Ricardo 3rd July 1, 2006
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Defucking

The act of being maternally deconsumed.
"Whats your date of defuck?"
"Oh I was defucked on the 30th of May 1991."
Defucking? Oh you mean date of birth?
by JTerlouw April 2, 2020
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Dairylea Dunking

The act of smearing dairylea cheese around a loved ones anus, sexing said anus, then having your loved one lick the cheese off of your penis. The penis acts as the breadstick.
Martin: Hey Adam wanna try dairylea dunking?
Adam: Yeah but im doing the dunking
by dickfadge mc gurty March 6, 2009
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Cock Dunking

Cock Dunking would be the act of ducking a cock into a glass of warm milk. Milk is preferable but other warm liquids would also work.
Walked into Jesse's house he was in the living room cock dunking with a mug of warm milk. He explained that it feels about the same as a whagina with out the person so its a good thing when your at home bored. Hes a cock dunker!
by twistedfuq November 9, 2008
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