Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
by 4FT TALL May 31, 2023
davenport is the worst place you will ever see on the face of planet earth. there is absolutely nothing to do here and after youve been to every fair in the damn place it’s legitimately boring. the only good food youll eat there is caseys pizza so why dont you find yourself one and then leave right away. the only fun places to go are the mississippi valley fair and downtown by the river if theres some kind of festival. and don’t forget the corn. riding on the highway, look to your left, corn. look to the right, corn. look behind you, corn. but corn is so good so ntm on that
person one: omg have you been to iowa?
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man
by justyourlocalkpopstanlol September 24, 2022
by dumpling27 June 4, 2022
by CYKECYKE March 31, 2022
by Hefty Heffalump December 15, 2018
A really retarded public school. Everyone here snitches on everyone,The teachers here suck . You can get suspended for cheating in 4 square. Your better off at the catholic school across the town. They're school is better then ours watch out for brown.
by dnfcsdjcbaeuidhuiawbdkbqwdkn69 December 4, 2019