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daffern

People with this last name are known for their excellent sense of style regarding lawn maintenance. They are ferns. They speak. All I hear are da ferns. You can see them in the wild by their significant red hair. Brown haired Daffern's however are not to be trusted and will bring bad luck upon your family.
Why are Daffern's on our lawn
by BigBadBrunB December 10, 2016
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Tarantula on a Daffodil

1.When a girl doesn't shave her va jj for many weeks
2. Letting a forest grow on the ladies lower region.
After playing tetter tot with Juan's rental, Dee decided to give everybody in the parking lot a show by exposing her va jj. She didn't realize it was a Tarantula on a Daffodil day.....and was later embarassed.
by Johnny Small Hands September 13, 2012
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Daffyd

Daffyd Thomas believes to be the only gay in his village, in a way he knows there is other gay people, but refuses to believe it.
Daffyd: It's lonly being the only gay in the village...
by Hado-Ken December 30, 2004
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Daffodils

I love daffodils.
I wanna take you somewhere so you know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought you daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't flower like they did last spring
And I wanna kiss you, make you feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up
by I still wanna wife u up April 25, 2022
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Daffy Buttfucker

A pretentious connoisseur of fine art who frequently pontificates in art galleries to unwitting patrons, who often believe what comes out of this font of mad, crazy buttfuckery.
Pretentious Man: Observe the use of shadow here, and the brushstrokes there- it indicates Mufoachio's delving into the human spirit, capturing a sparkling gem of the human experience.

Museum Curator: You there, remove yourself from the premises, you daffy buttfucker.
by Fuinernel February 25, 2010
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daffodils

Pass those daffodils or I'll pass out at the wheel. There's still 200 miles until we get to Burning Man.
by rainbow coma February 6, 2009
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reverse daffy

Verb: The act of doing a shit while on a toilet facing the wrong way with the intention of creating a mess when the shit slides down the front of the toilet.
After I lost all my money at the casino I got some revenge by going reverse daffy in the lobby shitter.

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I arrived at the party and was shocked to see that a ginga had been invited so I pulled a reverse daffy and went home.
by Stitecin and Kangarine October 29, 2006
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