D1 Gooner

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"

My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

D1 Edger

Someone who is super addicted to the act of "edging"

I am a D1 edger

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Pro D1 Gooner

Someone who is not able to stop gooning or stop watching porn.

I am a pro D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

D1 Hater

a professional hater. D1 refers to division 1, the highest-ranking and most competitive division of college sports.

Person 1: x thing is stupid, I hate x thing
Person 2: I haven't seen you ever enjoy a single thing that isn't Wendy's or World of Warcraft. Bopsin, you're a D1 hater.

by Professor Dubya December 2, 2024

D1 Crashout

division 1 crash-out (someone who gets ticked off easily, basically the angriest person you know)

bro that nigga is a d1 crashout he's so fuckin angry all the time for no reason

by COOPAER January 12, 2025

D1 Baby

The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.

After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.

by Doubleghost August 8, 2025

D1 Hater

An immature child who thinks saying slurs is tuff

Yo D1 Hater, saying the N-Word is not tuff vro

by D1Hater himself September 7, 2025