D.A.B.S.

D.A.B.S. is an abbreviated acronym which stands for Drama And Bull Shit. It can cover a wide range of petty and trivial indifferences. Sometimes it can seem to be more on point, if the individuals involved, are immature, obnoxious, boisterous, or impulsive. Set examples can be seen on World Star Hip Hop, or any other social media websites, where troll-like behavior is rampant and unhinged 24/7. D.A.B.S. can also be seen as a reference to child like demeanors, which may include “He said, She said” debacles and heresy.

Brandon: “What’s all the fuss about between Bobby and his Dad?”

Kelly: “Just a bad case of the D.A.B.S. I guess.” Brandon: “That and he’s always wanting to flap his dick suckers, for no apparent reason!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me August 3, 2018

D.A.P.O.S.

Dumb ass piece of shit.

that blonde monica is a D.A.P.O.S.

by dropdeadfred7342 October 8, 2011

D.A.R.E

Drugs Are Really Expensive

by doolittle September 25, 2003

D.A.D.S.

Stands for Day After Drinking Shit. Is characterized by its generally darker appearance and pungent stink after a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, friday night I drank so much! Saturday morning I woke up and had to take the biggest D.A.D.S., it was rank!"

by E-moneyz January 22, 2009

d.a.y.t.o.p

Daytop is a drug addiction treatment organization. Its name is an acronym of 'Drug Addicts Yielding to Persuasion'.

dont get caught smoking in the parking lot of d.a.y.t.o.p

by erin yep April 22, 2007

D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling

Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

by system creator May 2, 2011

D.A.R.E.

Stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Similar to the Junior Anti-Sex League in George Orwell's 1984, it is a federally funded organization designed to distribute misinformation about the dangers of scheduled substances. Unfortunately, the false information is easily absorbed by children's impressionable minds, so that they grow up with a notion that illegal drugs are all bad, which, in the long run, diminishes their ability to question government motive and action, and increases blind faith in the most obnoxious of government propaganda.

I was kicked out of D.A.R.E. when I was 13 because I told the glass that after several millenia of use, marijuana has never caused a single direct fatality.

by Mack June 23, 2004