Cuntistador

An old self righteous hag, commonly called a "cunt" who is usually fat, therefore making her a "fat cunt" Usually an old woman who works in the education department of school administrations or church sunday schools, and goes out of her way to get into other people's business no matter how rude she may seem and definitely thinks she is more important than everyone else. Always finding different ways to scold children or pollute their minds with warped views of christianity and moral ethics. Hair will look like she just brushed it with a rusty steel rake from the 70's. Smells like Old Spice, pepper, vinegar, and sometimes hibiscus, she can always be smelled within 35 ft. Commonly known as "the old bitch who grabbed my arm in sunday school and wouldn't let go until I apologized and you wanted to punch her in the teeth or stab her in the eye with school scissors"
She will usually have unusually high energy levels most likely due to a bipolar disorder, which makes her even more of a busy cunt on the loose. Definitely belongs in a psychiatric ward.

Yeah dude she's such a cuntistador, she almost ran me over with her beat up volvo yesterday, that cunt probably had a dozen errands to do, that cunt needs a PDA!!

by Rambo333 September 16, 2010

cuntashae

A cuntashae is a woman who acts posh and rich to disguise for her nasty vagina hidden underneath her disposable underwear.

ron: that lady who just walked into hugo boss stunk off fish.
harry: she must be quite the cuntashae!

by ken912 June 30, 2009

cuntistan

Cuntistan is a place where all cunts go when they die

person 1: OMG that cunt is not doing well
person 2: Hope shes a big enough cunt to go to Cuntistan

by Grand Skank March 28, 2019

cuntash

a multi-functional word similar to "GOLDEN" or "MONEY" representing good or positive items/circumstances..of couse depending on the particular context.

1.dam that honey is cuntash!
2.Did ya score the cuntash buds???
3.All my teams covered the spread! cutash ! I 'm goig to make it rain tonight!!!!

by pac man jones October 29, 2007

cuntishly

(Adv.): in a cuntish manner.

"My girlfriend acted cuntishly last night."

by Anthony King July 30, 2006

Cuntism

A strict religious group that worships the vagina. During the month of January members of the cuntist sect eat and drink only pussy. This festival is called Eat Pussy Month, or more commonly Fuck Yeeeaaaah Month. There is a competition to the best pussy eater at the end of the holiday.

The priest at the Holy Church of Cuntism is giving a sermon on 69ing this sunday

by E-jay June 13, 2006

Cuntism

The thoughts that go through the proof readers at urbandictionary.Com as they approve ridiculous words like "Christmoween" but can't seem to find the humor in your submission.

Wow the people at urbandictionary.Com must have their head full of cuntism to not notice that "Christmoween" isn't funny.

by EhHeIsFullOfShitAnyways October 1, 2014