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Cumsicle

Putting a popsicle stick into a used condom and freezing it before serving the frozen cum treat to your partner.
“Dude I gave my girlfriend a cumsicle the other night and she broke up with me.”

“I was slobbing on a cumsicle on a dare and now I think I’m gay.”
by muskaqueer69 June 2, 2023
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CuntVille

A place where all cunts go to live amongst eachother.
paige: “that girl is such a bitch where is she from”

lexi: “she’s definitely straight outta CuntVille
by toptierhbic😗 September 22, 2023
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cumsicle

omg! you got the all loved cumsicle???
by dana8sssss March 13, 2024
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Cumsicle Blumpkin

after the act a blowjob while taking a shit, the person who gave the blumpkin spits out the cum onto a popsicle stick. the cum is then frozen on the stick as a cumsicle to make a cumsicle blumpkin. the cumsicle blumpkin is then served to the person who received the blowjob while he took a shit.
CUMSICLE BLUMPKIN😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤
by nubnerd24 January 23, 2026
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The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.
"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."
by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022
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