Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!
by NotPoor January 22, 2021
Get the Mike Cumminsmug. In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
Get the Cummins Lawmug. by uwushid December 20, 2020
Get the Cummin' on the Mainmug. When you suggest a wager on something you have researched for weeks and no full well that your mates don’t stand a chance on.
Him: Hey! Wanna put a bet on the premier league dream team this season?
You: Are you just gonna do your usual Cummins on us and make us all look like incompetent tits!?
Him: No, I promise we all have a fair shot
You: Yeah fucking right!
You: Are you just gonna do your usual Cummins on us and make us all look like incompetent tits!?
Him: No, I promise we all have a fair shot
You: Yeah fucking right!
by soreloserthesecond November 15, 2019
Get the Cumminsmug. 
cuming into that tight pussy
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
Get the #cumminmug. Somone who cant grow hair, not because they have cancer or progeria, but because they suck, and even they’re own body recognizes that they do not deserve hair or food or love."
by Ppoopoo April 26, 2024
Get the Cumminsmug.