chroniclogical

The way and rate at which time passes while under the influence of Marijuana.

After pounding a few beers and smoking a bowl of some fine kush, Johnny found himself feeling as if hours had passed, only to look down at his phone and see only 5 minutes had gone by. Time was passing by so chroniclogically from his perspective.

by DJSciurus September 23, 2009

chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

Jail Chron

THC crystals (keef) from the plant marijuana mixed with tobaco and then smoked.

I just smoked some jail chron

by chronicblaza420 May 20, 2008

Chronic Disorder

when someone is terrible at rolling blunts/joints and wastes multiple papers trying to roll it, they have a chronic disorder

Me: Damn Tony, thats the third blunt you messed up!
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder

by MurdaTape September 10, 2014

Chronic Creativity

You don't come down with it, you come up with it.

Does that guy have ADHD or something? No he suffers from Chronic Creativity.

by Lenny Pepperidge March 4, 2014

chronic 2001

A. a more specific (non-official) title of dr. dre's masterpiece hip-hop album. occasionally people will mix up The Chronic and Chronic 2001. to avoid this confusion simply use the latter.

B. considered by many as the pinnacle of all hip-hop albums because of its production and its all-star list of featured guests. simply put; it was made by the best, with the best, and therefore one of the greatest rap efforts of all time.

A. girl : eyy what CD is this? the chronic??

guy: nah trick! know your history its called chronic 2001!!!

girl : shit, sorry

guy: you ask me everyday so just remember it!

girl : i was just confused thats all

B. fan 1 : got new system in my car, lets blast it!

fan 2 : word lets see what she's got.
fan 1 inserts CD into player

fan 1 : yeaa yeaa young weezy boii go hard on diz track!!
fan 2 smacks fan 1 and throws CD out the window. fan 2 proceeds to insert chronic 2001. they lock eyes and nod in accordance.

by sal lover December 17, 2009