hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

hunky chunky bitchy monkey

this means you are hunky chunky super duper bitchy and your annoying like a monkey.

brittany is a hunky chunky bitchy monkey,

by the beeeasssttt May 1, 2010

monkey crunk

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey

Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.

by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004

crunk monkeys

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee

kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys

by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007

Chunkymonkey97

Possibly the only young kid on PSN (PlayStation network) that doesn't rapidly cure off his own team and complain and knows how to actually play

(guy1: Did you see that chunkymonkey97 capped the flag!

(guy2: Hell yeah that was awesome!

(Chunkeymonkey97: thanks!

(Randomfag: *the 7 words you can't say on Tv or radio* he sucks balls

by ImadeMashedpotatoes! April 11, 2010

Chunkymonkey

Little bender with a pointy ass head aka bean head that drives hot pink cars so basically a (the ultimate faggot)

Tom is such a chunkymonkey

by Chunkymonkey July 14, 2017

chunkymonkey

some greedy nub, enjoys long walks along the beach with his walrus girlfriends. uncontrollable amounts of laziness seem to have an aura around him. Chunkymonkey usually reins from hebrew descent, but is known to belong to a religion called "Laackmanism".

pronunciation: AA-CHUUNNGAY MuuuNKAI. I was at the beach with a bunch of my friends and i saw this chunkymonkey, but thankfully we got away from it after throwing a cheeto at it.

by ctoucher July 11, 2007