Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.

I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"

by Well this is awkward... June 14, 2010

Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.

Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!

by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020

Vaginal Crumble

When your vagina feels dusty and you could easily pick it off

Jade: Uh oh i've got vaginal crumble

Susie: You better buy some vaginal crumble cream

by Cainsyboy123 September 17, 2016

Arse Crumble

A term invented by YouTuber 21Kiloton to describe a video game of exceedingly low quality.

Dave: Have you played Ghost Recon: Breakpoint yet?

Gary: No man. That game is total arse crumble.

by Fu[n]k My Life October 26, 2019

poo crumbles

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female

Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.

by dupieman 2009 a.k.a. bloons July 26, 2009

Bum Crumble

Where shit drys in your ass after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your ass it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.

you fuckin arse you left bum crumble all over th toilet seat.

by Eliott Johnson June 22, 2007

cookie crumble

To strike a women in the vaginal area with either your hand or foot.

Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."

by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007