upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 18, 2017

Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.

Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?

by rsablue September 18, 2021

Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

Crock-Potted

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.

Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.

by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 17, 2018

Crock pot

Not what you think but instead highly astounding

Crock pots just have yet to build factual claims in rebuke of an evidencial stance supporting a philosophical model made from reasoning with causation factors limiting the scope of the argument as non circular.

by Merry Mage November 24, 2019

Crock pot

When you gape a womans ass and put multiple types of drugs in her ass and stir it with your cock.

Yo, that hoe let me crock pot her last night!

by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019