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Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.
Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.
by CortaEsaCiudad March 2, 2015
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cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.
by nobody else here May 28, 2017
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cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.
Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.
by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020
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chinking it up

To perform any action.
Depending on the tone of voice it is said in it can mean something extremely good or something that is extremely shitty.
Example 1:

Guy : Hey man, have you been up to much?

Joe : Not much, just been chinkin' it up on CS.

Example 2:

Joe : Did you see Tony last night chinking it up at Sarah's party?

Guy : Yeah, what a cunt.
by Grandmaster Jerk-off June 28, 2006
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Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.
John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.
by BSF0708 April 2, 2008
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Cranking

The practice of driving around residential areas (usually between the hours of 12-5 am), pulling up beside cars parked on the side of the street, and checking to see if they have been locked. If not, the car is stripped of anything inside. If so, the thieves move on. Cranking can also involve petty vandalism, leaving of handbrake off in a robbed car etc etc.
This practice originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria, and has spread throughout the state.
Dude, check out this sweet GPS I got out cranking last night!
by McDeath January 18, 2009
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cranking

to masturbate rapidly.
I'm cranking one off right now.
by Doug L. September 25, 2005
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