Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

Sir Crest

The much less popular yet superior name of Mr. Colgate which is not nearly as format as Sir Crest

1:Hello there Mr. Colgate
2:I prefer to be called Sir Crest

by P3ngu1n_man May 3, 2021

Crested Butte

After a night of chili and a bottle of TX Whiske.

That chili and TX Whiskey left me with a Crested Butte

by TLaw923 January 27, 2022

Lester Crest

Some weird creepy guy that helps you with heists and doesnt leave you alone after completing the prison break heist.

*lester crest calling*: If a repeat- *call ends* omfg stfu lester

by Montairplane March 28, 2022

Crest Fresh

Lookin' good! Dressed clean and handsome, in the most contemporary of styles. Classically cool, with a minty tingle. Coined by Gordon Kenny of GordonEveryday

Your boy's lookin' crest fresh! handsome everyday bape!

by hoohayoyo June 6, 2011

Booty Crest

The the highest point each butt cheek reaches when someone is walking.

She's got a firm booty crest

by Dominic Tobetto May 31, 2023

Crest - With Whitening

When a male ejaculates into a females mouth, and hands her a toothbrush, to use semen as toothpaste.

Often performed several times until teeth are 3 shades whiter.

Often common in the AzN ghettos

"David, did you brush your teeth tonight?"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003