Creationism

Creationism explained:
God + Adam + Eve -times- Cane -minus- Abel + Seth -divided by- Lilith -times- Eve's sister-in-law -divided by- dinosaurs -times- 42 -times- E=mc2 -divided by- Infinity + H2O -times- Monosodiumglutinate -minus- The Monolith + hot air + the sound of a honking horn + The Secret Ingredient -minus- your opposable thumb = ALL THAT IS AND EVER SHALL BE! AMEN!

I hope that clears things up for you.

According to the Religious Right, "evolution" was just Darwin trying to explain his wife to his friends and the idea caught on! "Creationism" is, of course, the ONE TRUE and ONLY explanation for human existance. Anybody who says otherwise should have their opposable thumbs chopped off!

by Carl J. Maltese October 17, 2007

creationtits

-noun

1. corruption of a word "creationist", used as an insult mostly by the young earth evolutionists at YEC.

Creationtits teaches false pseudo "science" in a guise of religious teaching.

by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

creationism

Magic man done it!

Example of Creationism:
Magic man: Hocus pocus Universe!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Solar system!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Apple pie!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Beer!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus P0rn!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Paper towl!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Earth!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Man!!!
Man: Thank you Magic man your the greatest.
Magic man: MORE BEER!!!!
Man: Hocus pocus baseball!
Magic man: Wow good one!
Magic man: EVEN MORE BEER!!!!

by Arch Magos October 25, 2012

cretinist

Usually a fundamentalist, holier-than-thou, Bible-thumping, Scripture-quoting, Hallelujah-ing Christian, who often claims to be a "creation scientist" despite obviously bad science and flawed logic. Outspoken and eloquent, they can be very persuasive to the uninformed and pose a grave danger to our public school systems. Someone who naively and blindly believes in what one ancient book (Genesis) says and ignores the huge mountain of evidence and the power of human logic attesting to the rise of man and other species by naturalistic (sans divine intervention) mechanisms. Some also still believe that the earth is flat.

A notorious cretinist is "Dr." Kent Hovind who bought his degree from a diploma mill.

Suggested reading: The Selfish Gene, by renowned Oxford biologist Dr. Richard Dawkins. This is one book that, if you can uderstand the complexities involved can change your whole worldview forever as it did mine.

Beware, a cretinist may be coming to a church or PTA meeting near you!

by Neo-Darwinian, ex-Christian May 4, 2004

creationism

Denial, foolishness, brainwashing, etc.

Creationism Dialogue
Creationist A: Evolution is only a theory!
Creationist B: Yay! Let's go kill some heretics!
Pat Robertson: Assassination is fun!
George W Bush: Can I say 'Crusade' again?
Creationism

by Zarquon July 31, 2006

funky creations

A brand of childrens toys that are generally directed at young girls, found exclusively in Australian Target stores. Well known for their ability to attract nearby Haileys.

Target Staff: Can I impress you with our large range of Funky Creations?

*From nowhere a Hailey charges through the crowd towards the funky creations*

by wink ;) January 1, 2009

Five Star Creations

The most gay, penis slobbering truck group in America. Most people would rather be in PK or Southeast Exclusives than Five Star..... that’s how you know you dookie.

“Hey man I heard there was a Five Star Creations meet today!”
“Oh heck yeah bro let’s go slob some
meat”

by SquattedPooPooBox December 27, 2019