cramin clams

the act of rubbing two vaginas together with out any use of sex toys or vegtables of any sort.

dood 1:holy shit!look at these two girls go at it doggy style!

dood 2:yea,no strap on?gotta be cramin clams.

by rottenhamland August 4, 2006

crapenis

A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.

Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!

by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019

caping the nose

When a section of skin located on the scrotum is stretched out and placed over a nose.

Ann enjoys participating in caping the nose when she is observing and worshiping the appearence of the scrotum.

by Samantha45 October 21, 2019

carpinelli

Fucking Legend

Carpinelli is a fucking legend

by JasonXx298 December 5, 2020

El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Chapin, SC

A small town sitting on the edge of Lake Murray and right outside of Columbia. Contains two stop lights and 7 billion churches/graveyards (in which to play hide and seek at night in). Those who live here are generally rich and their daddies and mommies buy them big fancy cars. There is nothing to do in this small town, so partying is a huge problem here. Some people aren't rich in this town, and the richies make fun of them. If you don't live on the lake, have a boat/jetski, or know how to swim, you're not welcome here.

-What do guys in South Carolina where?

-Well, guys in Chapin, SC wear Rainbows, Bright Polos, and Khaki Cargo shorts.

-That's embarrassing.

by kensatterfieldisawesome April 14, 2011