by Kimi12 July 30, 2003
Get the craphead mug.1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.
"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."
by cyclopath July 28, 2015
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A close cousin to its Latin sister phrase, roughly translated it means, "cease the day." Used when the day is so crappy, you'd rather it just be over.
by jdmc January 5, 2008
Get the crapé diem mug.A crapet is a crappy carpet. Sacrifice a goat to Bobalhobnish on the third full moon of Novenbuary to get the stains out.
by Phillip1337Curtis May 23, 2011
Get the Crapet mug.Commonly, known as Rochester (RoDchester), is a city in Central New York that is dirty, boring, and unprosperous. At all costs, avoid this place and its suburbs. You will be extremely bored and left with nothing to do. If you are looking for real excitement, journey through one of the ghettos at night; it's sure to be a terrible time.
Person 1: Hey do you want to take a trip up to Crapchester?
Person 2: Why would you ever ask that; the only thing to do there is to get stabbed. Let's go to Buffalo instead, so we aren't so bored that we tear our eyeballs out!
Person 2: Why would you ever ask that; the only thing to do there is to get stabbed. Let's go to Buffalo instead, so we aren't so bored that we tear our eyeballs out!
by musicman18 August 11, 2012
Get the Crapchester mug.(crayper) Creep + Raper; a person (usually male) who tries way too hard with chicks, who are usually younger, and displays rapist qualities. He is not a proven rapist but frequently displays inappropriate behavior towards women such as grabbing or fondling when they are too fucked up.
by Baby DEEck September 2, 2010
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