my cracker jack hoe

A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted
Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them
by Broken hearted lover January 06, 2018
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Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 10, 2019
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cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.
Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!
by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021
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Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?
by Dre2k August 15, 2021
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cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.
Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.
by cheyenne2364 September 21, 2010
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
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