couture whore

a girl who is obsessed with shopping, clothes, and couture

I go shopping just about everyday i'm such a couture whore.

by Jordan D. August 24, 2005

causure

A person who is very kind, has a short temper, enjoys a quiet place and looks like a damn cookie that took steroids also kinda short that's what u get asshole

Causure is a black boi

by RADDLE MY C0CK May 9, 2019

covert couture

Type of clothing that costs a lot of money but doesn't look expensive. Only smug owner and the fashion police know its real value.

1. With a wardrobe filled with Chanel's polyester paisley collection, she must be into covert couture.
2. Fashion disasters and covert couture junkies like Paris Hilton & Britney Spears who wear expensive and exclusive clothing that looks like it came from a hooker's trash can.
3. Cashmere socks that cost $600.

by Stam May 2, 2007

guilt couture

Clothing that is given as a gift to you as a gift from family. It usually consists of some type of fruity colored sweater, a hand knit accessory, or other item you would never wear. But because you love the person who gives it to you, and you don't want to make them feel bad, you wear it out of guilt.

Kid: Thanks for this bright orange sweater grandma.
Grandma: your welcome sonny, I knit it all myself. How 'bout you try it on for me.
Kid: Sure grandma thanks a bunch.
(later...)
Kids friend: What's up with the gay sweater? it looks like a stylish piece of guilt couture.

by Webster 2.0 October 4, 2009

Couture Hipster

The couture hipster is the fashionista of the hipster realm. Both male and female couture hipsters spend money primarily on clothes, scarves, sunglasses, and assorted esoteric accesories from designers and local boutiques but frequently supplement clothing from thrift stores (not always inexpensive), goodwill, and salvation army. They are the kings and queens of Alt fashion. As far as personal hygiene goes they run the gambit from washed to practically putrid. It's the clothes that matter.

The Couture Hipster busies his or herself searching out bargains on vintage clothing by designers that are no longer in business. Sometimes they even make or alter their own clothes and jewelry.

antonym: Dirty Hipster

"Dude I spilled my PBR! Hand me your scarf!"

"Dude! this shit's Vivienne Westwood!"

"Dude, you're such a couture hipster"

by CrystalTOOTH January 9, 2010

logan couture

a hot piece of ass that thinks he's better than the world. has too many neopoints to count. looks like a beaver. great hockey player. hits on younger girls.

I love neopets, younger girls and wood. i'm a logan couture!

by mikelme martindale July 31, 2009

bespoke couture

custom-made looking like it cost a million pounds a powerful mark of luxury

camikiya garments are the definition of bespoke couture along side sexy haute couture hybrid fashion

by clarity kingdom July 12, 2010