Oswald Cobblepot

A Batman villain existing in the dc comic universe also known as the penguin. In the tv show ‘Gotham’ he is portrayed by the funny, sweet, talented and handsome actor Robin Lord Taylor.

Ed: “where’s my husband Oswald Cobblepot?”

by Sisterswag May 19, 2019

Lavender couple

When a gay man and a lesbian are married or in a long term relationship and claiming to be straight, usually for social or political reasons.

Julia Gillard and Tim Mathieson are most definitely a lavender couple.

by nathrek July 8, 2009

odd couple

an extremely mismatched pair of people, an extremely unlikely team or pair of people (from the name of play popularized by movie)

Ellen and Adam are quite the odd couple.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2008

cobbler top

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.

After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.

by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013

couple shoes

when you and your SO share a pair of shoes and cum in them every time you hu since you wear the same size

girl: let’s hu
boy: fuck yeah grab the couple shoes

by shellyabrams520 September 6, 2020

Non-couple couple

A couple who, despite constant public flirting and/or making out, adamantly claims that they "just aren't together."

F: "Aw, you're so sweet!"
M: "No, you are!"
Other: "Hey, lovebirds! The line is moving!"
M: "Uh. We're not together."
Other: "Alright, non-couple couple, get going!"

by Tenth speed August 13, 2009

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

by PoneTone August 10, 2018