Cooke

A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.

-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'

by Bitch8888 February 13, 2009

Cooking

The ability to experience the world through taste.

That bitch better be cooking some soup.

by Gagreflex69 July 18, 2019

Cooking

Cooking : One of the most underrated pleasures and overrated chores often making the art dreadful for no apparent genuine reason.

I still have to do all the cooking!😫😥😨😱😰

by Mary john Watson September 29, 2017

Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009

cooks

another word for huge nipples on a chick

"Oh my! Check out the mighty cooks on those breasteses"
"Those are the biggest cooks i've ever seen"
"I was railing LeShawnda last night and I tell you, those massive cooks were bouncing like flies on poop"

by Jon Cheechoo July 23, 2008

cooking

when someone cooks heroin on a spoon 2 inject in 2arm leg toes or cock

im cooking some heroin

by be ran July 30, 2008

cook

"i don't care"
not caring about the situation, person, place.
stupid

guy 1: "damn, this slurpee is hella good."
guy 2: "naw man, thats cook."

by cuzs4liife July 11, 2009