colder than a nun's conundrum

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 So cold it effects the mind.

3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.

4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.

5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".

It's colder than a Nun's conundrum out there!

by rnathenson October 9, 2009

Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

by Old Bae December 3, 2017

Conundrum

A sports-loving, party-hardy bro who doesn't eat meat or drink alcohol.

Timmy was up against a helluva tailgating conundrum as his college football team was facing their rival.

by okhare September 13, 2016

physics conundrum

Just two guys, pissing in each others mouths.

Hey, did you participate in last nights physics conundrum?

by Xeakae December 5, 2020

Conundrum

A eord that, if said, will get you no friends.

When Mike said the word conundrum, everyonenkost all respect for him and hated him. Mike is such a loner...

by ihateconrdurmsnotcondoms February 8, 2012

Knevil conundrum

When you chance it by not wearing a condom for whatever reason and the chick gives you an STD.

Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Kalal conundrum

When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation

Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha

Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?

Person 1: ……..

Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum

by CameronMitchell612 April 1, 2023