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Universal Web Consulting 

Web consulting companies typically specialize in one or more of the following areas:

-- Web & Graphic Design
-- Search Engine Marketing
-- Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Marketing
-- Organic Lead Generation
-- Social Network Management
-- Social Network Advertising & Marketing
-- eCommerce Setup and Execution
etc
etc
etc

Universal Web Consulting companies are able to assist clients with all of these areas of interest.
I didn't realize that I would need to hire a PPC consulting company after my website was designed. I should have found a universal web consulting company that could have designed my site and helped me with advertising.
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Consumed 

to be in love with someone so much you just don't know what you'd do with out them. To love infinity and beyond!
I'm consumed in love Sheldon Grant Carmichael and I can't wait till we become one! You're my heart baby!
Consumed by Amie April 7, 2005

Un-consented Bait 

When you both consent to not using protection but pulling out, but then when you need to pull out she grabs you, holding you in.
Fuck I'm now going to be a dad because she got me with a un-consented bait
Un-consented Bait by Tastey Nob January 11, 2020

Management Consultant 

Someone whose job involves mostly solving other people’s problem
As a management consultant, I’m busy solving people’s problem and creating some for myself

Conjolted 

Adj.
a. Complicated, intricately involved; intense shifts or exchanges; often referring to intense and abstract thoughts, feelings, or emotions that are changing or altering constantly.
b. Seperate and unrelated ideas or concepts that are muddled together into a single idea or concept.
-Bob's feelings on life are conjolted, he can find no peace.
-Joe and Susan are having a conjolted debate about life.

-"My feelings on abortion are conjolted. I'm against abortion, but I'm for killing babies." - Bob
Conjolted by Torrayan February 24, 2010

Hollywood Consultant 

A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".
That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.

energy consulting 

The First Rule of Energy Consulting is you do not talk about Energy Consulting.
energy consulting by Anonymous April 1, 2003