conroe

A town about a thirty minite drive north of Houston,Texas with a population that consists of mostly black and hispanic people. All the white people hang out together in the subdivitions along the highway and FM1314 while the rest hang in "Little Mexico" and downtown by the railroad tracks. It is also the county seat of Montgomery County and for some weird reason there is this arch conecting two buildings down town that reads "Birth place of the Texas flag" that I bet a million bucks isn't true.

"Is there anything to do in this town exept smoke weed and go to the roller rink?"
"Nope man, Conroe has nothing to offer."

by linskaye December 30, 2005

conroe

I don't have much to add except to say that, being from Conroe myself, the other definitions are pretty much right on. Oh - and it's also called "Dirty Roe" - because for some reason, Conroists (those who practice living in Conroe) like to brag about being dirty. It's a weird town man. A real weird town. It also has a blackhole-esque pull to it - meaning that if you don't get out immediately after highschool - you never get out at all. Those who do go back to visit have anxiety attacks immediately upon entering. And it kind of has it's own college.

Apparently I did have a lot to add.

Don't go there.

"Hey, where are you from?"
"Conroe, Texas."
"Where's that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by Caitlin Stevens February 2, 2007

Karen Convoy

A group of self absorbed truckers in 2022 who believe in anti vaccine narrative, and don’t know the difference between freedoms and privileges

The Karen Convoy is prolonging the pandemic and don’t believe in science.

by Idefinelife202 January 25, 2022

Gitmo Convoy

A group of two of more pregnant women, willing and or wanting to have a three some or some form of group sex. Keep in mind one pregant woman counts as a gitmo convoy.

I just had a Gitmo Convoy this woman so she could buy a stroller.

by David J. Awesume September 8, 2009

Dirty Conboy

A complicated procedure, you need to first antique your victim and paint their face with lipstick like the joker. Once this is done, you need to drop a deuce on some paper and smear a bit of fresh shit on your balls, then proceed to teabag the victim as per the normal teabag procedure. Once done, don't forget to clean your bag.

Man, last night at this party, this dude was out cold from slamming a 26 of vodka, my buddy got out his camera and I fully gave him a dirty conboy. The funny thing is that when we watched the video it looks like he is enjoying it. I kept saying " Why so serious"

by nickopa July 13, 2011

conroe

Conroe, Texas. Conroe is home to less than thirty white folk and has a Little Mexico. Do not cross the railroad tracks in Downtown unless you want your car stolen or your wife to become someone's bitch. Aka: Cornrow. Hicktown. C-Town.

The Sticks. Rednecks-R-Us.

by Das Boot April 29, 2005

Conro

An Amazingly Unmanly Man,
In a fight You better run for your life before He rips the living daylight out of you.
Basically Conro Is Like an Ape: Primal, Origional, Deadly

OMFG ITS A CONRO

LOL CONRO

by JohnTheHamBaker August 18, 2013