Connie

Noun. Bubba's wife. A brutally honest, super hot chick that most people love to be around. She's a loyal friend, super mom and all around good person and asset to the the world at large. She's also unintentionally hilarious. She's the most funny when she's really serious about something. She's very intelligent, which intimidates a lot of people but goofy and self effacing which then puts them at ease. Men often stare at and secretly want to possess her curvaceous body. But she's too modest to realize that and wouldn't matter anyway because she's Bubba's wife and he'll kick your a$$!

Have you met Connie? This is Bubba's wife.

by Bubba73Tx September 17, 2019

conquistadouche

One or more first world douches travelling to a third world country to either spread the word of douche to other, 'less privileged' cultures; or to act in a way that perpetuates negative attitudes towards foreigners by behaving in a douchey manner.

Person A: your face reminds me of Michael Clark Duncan
Person B: Do you WANT them to think we are conquistadouches?

by btwoodley December 20, 2010

connie lee

connie lee is rad, well versed in how to be connie lee, clever and self sufficient.

if you happen to chance upon a connie in her native habitat do not talk to her about the weather.

she enjoys lady grey tea with unrefined sugar and consumes pho at least once a week.

often you will catch her laughing loudly with her head thrown back and her mouth wide open. feel free to join her in this merry activity.

rarely will you find connie lee without a hat on or her boat shoes.
ask her about her scars.

she will gladly teach you anything you'd like to know.

to pull a connie lee is to stop saying something in the middle of saying it with no intention of finishing the statement.

"yeah, that's what i a was thinking, too. how bout we go for the black cause the blue is a little"

"what. . . .?"

"what?"

"dude, you just pulled a connie lee"

by notconnie August 8, 2012

conniezuniverse

Conniezuniverse is a tiktok creator who posts art and funny videos. They are super hot and cute. When you call someone conniezuniverse, you are calling them a beautiful human being.

wow, you are such a conniezuniverse!

by Mrs. Witterson March 11, 2021

Connietent

When you do something that everyone around you think is annoying, but you think it's the funniest and most genius thing at all times

I just puked from overdosing on Connietent

by KathrineMøs January 7, 2022

The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.

"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."

by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 7, 2008

Connie

Connie is the one of the most special people you will ever meet. Connie is at first seen as a quiet and umhumorus girl but once she opens up she turns in to one of the the most funny, sarcastic and beautiful girls you know. Take care of a connie cause she can get emotional and get lost during her time here but never loose her because she will go far in her life and once your gone from it she won’t let you back in.

Person 1 : Is that connie !!
Person 2 : yeah..why??
Person 1 : I hurt her back then but just look at her now
Person 2 : wow.. that was a huge mistake dude

by Definition minion April 22, 2019