bob:why doesnt your computer work?
jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working
bob:sounds like a computer crash!
jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working
bob:sounds like a computer crash!
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Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer
Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
LA LA LA LA LA, I'm in computer science, I want to be a programmer, yeah, that's it school, rape my ass! Bastards.
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Hey, why doesn't the B work on your keyboard? -- Oh, sorry about that but I suffer from compubation.
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