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commercialized disappointment

The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.
Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.

Shit, it's for Bud Light.

That there's some real commercialized disappointment.
by pulcinella December 4, 2009
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Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her
Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming
by kamkord August 27, 2015
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commercial

The blatant portrayal of extremely annoying human beings, doing extremely annoying things, and saying extremely annoying things in an extremely annoying and irritating tone of voice, usually in the presence of extremely annoying sounds or music, all in the name of trying to fool people into spending their $$$ on things they don't need. These days, the level of annoyance is very often to the degree where one is almost inclined to destroy their TV or radio out of anger and frustration.
Oh no! not another goddamned commercial. Ughh! This is torture! Shut up! SHUT UUUPPPPPPPP! Shut the F…………………CK UUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! (viewer kicks over his TV…..)
by Space Demon-69M July 2, 2019
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beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.
You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.
by J. Smooth March 28, 2008
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Grubhub Commercial

A commercial for Grubhub where the characters just dance while eating awkwardly . It is one of the first big memes of 2021.
man, that Grubhub Commercial is the new meme!
by AtomicXD January 14, 2021
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anti-drug commercials

Propagonda commercials funded by anti-drug think tanks like Partnership for a Drug-Free America.

Most(all) of them show huge exaggerations of the harms of recreational drug use and show some lame teenagers (who probably are in the commercials because of plea bargain) that try to show you better things to do then use drugs by doing wholesome Christian activities.

Though there was this witty one that started looking like an prescription drug commercial advertising Ecstacy.
Eh go watch an American TV channel when children are likely to be watching. Youre bound to see one. Maybe you might even be the awesomely amusing prescription Ecstacy commercial too.
by Arm January 10, 2005
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commercial buffalo

A male prostitute who specifically only works truck stops.
After a long day on the road, I was pleased to run into my usual commercial buffalo outside of Salt Lake City.
by Chet Upnya June 12, 2018
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