columbian anteater

the act of snorting cocaine off of a man's erect penis

i saw mommy giving santa a columbian anteater underneath the christmas tree last winter

by dr. tampon pepper July 10, 2010

columbian turnover

Having sex with someone missionary, then flipping the participant over, jizzing on their back, sprinkling cocaine over said jizz and snorting up the concoction.

I got a sinus infection from having a columbian turnover.

by PatNAH January 2, 2017

Columbian GoGo Sugar

Pure Columbian cocaine.

Hey, Nick do you wanna go to my house and consume some Columbian GoGo sugar?

by TheDictionaryofGod June 1, 2019

Columbian neck tie

The act in which a person slits someones upper throat (but not so that they die), and then pulls their tounge out through the slit.

"What should we do with him?"
"Lets give him a Columbian neck tie."

by Silentkilla October 23, 2003

Columbia River Snowball

An act of revenge that begins with shitting in a river and packing the pile like a snowball. Once the proper shape and consistency is achieved it can be hurled at the culprit.

Pat was tired of putting up with Rays taunts so he gave him a Columbia River Snowball.

by Thud Pickles March 30, 2009

Mission, British Columbia

A small town in Canada, which is proven to be the most useless place in Canada. With nothing to do, Mission is known as "skid-nation" or "boring". Mission has absolutely nothing to do. It has "Urban Planet" for a teenager clothing retreat. Considering that is the only place to get clothing for teenagers, Everyone owns everything from there. To close this negative argument, Mission is the worst city, ever. Sorrow and sympathy is sent to everyone whom lives there. Sucks to be you, suckers!

Sorry to the people of Mission, British Columbia.

by MissionHater January 3, 2010

Columbia Sportswear

Sportswear is a line clothing consisting of moderately priced, high quality apparel, made for diverse sporting/outdoor activity and casual apparel. It is commonly worn by humble athletes, hard working blue collar workers, and upper middle class people alike.

Me: Woah, these Columbia Sportswear brand jeans own the hell out of those crappy piece of shit Abercrombie and Fitch Pants.
Prep Girl: No way! I spent $200 dollars for these jeans, they must be good!!
Me: Oh, Go suck a fuck, biotch.

by haji June 11, 2006