When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
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Yeah, I was just trying to find out how to pronounce "Boise", but ended up also learning about the molecular structure of a diamond lattice. Talk about collateral knowledge...
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