Coffeegrinder

The act of completing a full 360, while spinning on one hand and yelling "Beans and Cornbread, i said Beans and Cornbread"

"I was practicing my coffeegrinders for jazz, and i tripped over a glass of lemonade"

by Matt Shaud April 25, 2003

coffeeshop

Adjective that means to be laidback and fun.

I like to hang around coffeeshop John.

by Mirek October 2, 2006

Coffeehouse

Often found in large cities such as Boston and New York. Mostly college students who are into something such as, Art, Music, Writing, Literature, etc. Found riding bikes around the city, drinking coffee from a local coffeshop. Listen to bands that sound like Nevershoutnever! and other acoustic type bands. Like to wear vnecks, skinny straight jeans, vans, peacoats, and shop at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparrel.

That guy over there riding his bike to class is so coffeehouse.

by NAHHHHWAITYAAAAHH November 10, 2010

Asian Coffeepot

Shitting on a random part of a girl's body and having sex with it and then cumming on the shit and having sex with the combination of cum and shit on the random part of the girl's body.

Bro#1: I have completed 40 of the 50 states of sexual positions what about you?
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg

by kaikoo August 13, 2012

coffeehoser

A) one who drinks coffee to the point of excess.
B) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
C) heavy coffee drinker of Canadian descent.

Origins: Derives from the root word Hoser; central and eastern Canada; northeastern United States. Originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. Developed into a slang, jovial term for a Canadian person based on the stereotype that Canadians drink too much beer.

Usage…

“I pounded two pots of coffee before I came to work today; I am such a coffeehoser.”

-Coffeehoser: “Take off you knob! Stay away from my f***ing coffee! Coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, classic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-Co-worker: Time for a care-frontation, addict!

by Big Cal October 20, 2007

coffeer

a person whom often drinks homemade drip coffee and or espresso on a extreme regular basis

we are coffeers becuase when the pot had been completly emptied we went and grabbed an espresso

by thunderevening May 20, 2009

Coffeeholism

One who is addicted to the combination of Coffee and liqueur.

Dave Devartainian suffers from a acute case of Coffeeholism and may be refereed as a Coffeeholic

by Danielberman23 December 23, 2014