coffee

It will warm your insides or chill you down. Whatever you get, it tastes gucci. It will make you happy. Whether you get dat coffee from Starby´s or dutchy´s it is bound to give you the poops.
How would you like your coffee? Cream and Sugar or Black?
by shaquille oatmeal April 13, 2019
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the drink of gods that gives energy to those in need. now ruined by starbucks because people think that that is really coffee. if you can barley taste the coffee in it, it is not coffee. if you ask for a regular coffee you should get black coffee not coffee with cream and sugar.
man 1: do you like coffee?
man 2: yeah, see my starbucks cup
man 1: starbucks isnt coffee
man 2: yeah it is
man 1: *kills and buries man 2"
by joker515 January 11, 2009
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The best drink in the world. Just taste the goodness.
"Warning: The coffee you're about to enjoy is extremely hot!"
by Starbucks Fan July 23, 2009
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coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.
Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure
by pookleblinky December 04, 2004
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coffeeing

a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans
mash is busy coffeeing again
by spamanda September 07, 2007
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Coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 04, 2016
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An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.
Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!
by molemon December 02, 2008
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