Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.

Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.

by jayfrank January 1, 2012

Social Cocoon

The girls that require a lot of warming up before being the social butterflies I know they are.

She is such a social cocoon, she talks to no one. Not yet.

by SearClover February 27, 2015

reverse cocooner

the opposite of a cocooner. it is when a person starts out as an ugly child and then becomes attractive when they get older.

"your sister was such an ugly child"
"yeah but look at her now"
"damn! she's hot now. what the hell happened?"
"yeah...she's a reverse cocooner."

by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

Doona Cocoon

The end result of entering your bed, and rolling yourself up in your doona like some kind of delicious man-burrito.

Man, I can't smoke up with you - I'm exhausted from a big night of being beast choked. Imma hit the doona cocoon.

by ButtplugWarrior August 30, 2011

Dirty Cocoon

When you have to wrap yourself in the top sheet of a dirty ass hotel in order to sleep because the other sheets are disgusting.

This hotel is musty as hell, I’m gonna have to pull a dirty cocoon.

by CoomerBruhMan May 23, 2021

Study Cocoon

a headquarters for academically gifted students to ovoid the oppression of the world in order to practice the art of studying. Every aspect of the room has an intelligent connotation to it, books and papers usually populate flooring surfaces, and the window is always open. (note window also known as "the gateway"). Sleep rarely occurs within the confounds of a study cocoon because the students fervently believe that studying should be a habitual action. When a study cocoon is breached by moronic individuals conflict usually manifests. In such conflicts pencil throwing and vulgar slurs are often prevalent. If one is not careful a study cocoon can consume an individual, lack of conversing with outside individuals as well as a dearth of sun have led to fatalities and mental insanities among many individuals. (note lack of sun becomes a more dangerous prospect during the time of exam week) Study cocoons should only be attempted in the presence of 2 or more Ap's.

Student A: I need sunlight, the study cocoon has consumed me for 3 days.
Student B: your life sucks

Example 2: The study cocoon is like toxic drink in the middle of the dessert, without it you will die of dehydration, but with it, you die slowly with every hesitated sip.

by The Codex November 17, 2010

shame cocoon

When celebrities go into hiding, rehab, or prison after engaging in disgraceful behavior.

Emerging from his shame cocoon after railing against Jews, Mel Gibson donated one million dollars to the Holocaust Fund.

by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008