Cockwomble

JIMMY CONTROVERSY IS A VIRGIN

Jimmy is a cockwomble

by DongWhereIsMyAutomobile May 5, 2018

CockWomble

A total gay bellend!

That Graham Cottee is a total CockWomble

by slsbrooks June 13, 2018

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.

Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.

Very string gaslighting tendency s.

An individual with Bad life choices

Rhys is such a COCKWOMBLE. Was such an arrogant man got caught, then spent $350 on porn instead of helping his kids.

by Amme13 November 7, 2021

Cockwomble

A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.

"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"

by Grooveyard February 11, 2022

King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.

I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.

by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016

Cockcomplice

n. - A wingman who aids another player from being cock-blocked.

"Camren! I'm trying to hook-up with Jess and her friend is not having fun and wants to leave! Can you be my cockcomplice and keep her preoccupied for a bit!?"

by Camren Banks October 15, 2009

COCKSLOBBER

The fluid which comes from the male penis when manipulated to a happy ending; Semen; Cum

Hey bitch, wipe my cockslobber off of your chin.

by PanheadPete July 4, 2005