hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

Cock Sock

Slang term for a condom

Did you buy me my pack of cock socks for tonight?

by Phantom Coopcake December 13, 2018

Cock Sock

Another name for a condom.

"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."

by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018

Socked Cock

An uncircumcised glory stick for comfortable riding

She was definitely a socked cock lover.
No mustard and little pita buns .

by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021

cock sock

foreskin

Does John have a cock sock or is he cut?

by sergerya January 28, 2019