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clobber-cock knockers 

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.
I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.
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CockKnocker 

A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.
What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...
CockKnocker by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.
I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!
cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions
Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)
Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker 

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.
"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"
Cocknocker by Prick Police March 9, 2014

cockknocker 

1. One who knocks cocks. 2. Someone who is a complete idiot or clutz. See jerkoff.
You're such a stupid cockknocker!

cockknocker 

Mark Hamill's part in Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
Now whos balls have been busted bitch? BONG!!
cockknocker by FhillyMan October 12, 2003