Shitting Cobra

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra

I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom

by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010

deuce cobra

A shit so long and solid, the head of the turd sticks out of the toliet bowl water; resembling that of a deadly cobra. The deuce cobra is considered extremely dangerous and should not be provoked, if your roomate or wife leaves a deuce cobra for you to discover, you need to remain calm; the cobra is more scared of you than you are of it. However, it may jump out and spray your face with doody. If your wife left it, than she is a high fiber diet whore.

Nigel thought it would be hilarious to leave Ty a deuce cobra after he ate a bunch of raisin bran drunk...until he came home and found his roomate dead in the bathroom and a shit streak from the corpse to the fire escape where the deuce cobra made its exit.

by mbc33 October 6, 2010

The Cobra Effect

The term Cobra Effect originated in an anecdote set at the time of British rule of colonial India. The British government was concerned about the number of venomous cobra snakes in Delhi. The government therefore offered bounty for every dead cobra. Initially this was a successful strategy as large numbers of snakes were killed for the reward. Eventually, however, enterprising people began to breed cobras for theincome. When the government became aware of this, the reward program was scrapped, causing the cobra breeders to set the now-worthless snakes free. As a result, the wild cobra population further increased. - The apparent solution for the problem made the situation even worse - .

The Cobra Effect describes the law of unintended consequences. Although it sounds like it should be the name for an AMAZING movie starring Vin Diesel.

by Outis McGuffin June 7, 2018

Cory In The House

The Greatest Anime in existence. Focuses around the life of Cory Baxter-san, son of the head chef of Emperor Hirohito at the Emperor's palace. Cory-san gets into many adventures with Newt-san and tries to get the attention of Senpai Mina. Most "anime fans" would rather you watch cheap cartoons like Naruto or Attack on Titan, as they do not understand the greatness of true anime...

Pink Guy: ey b0ss, you wanna watch some Cory in the House?

Franku: Hell Yeah!!! Cory-San is the greatest anime ever...

by Jazzy D L September 12, 2015

Coryxkenshin

Cory

The shogun he my not upload sometimes but still great
Some girls may think he is cute by his humor and jokes and edits sometimes i think he is cute yes im a girl
His voice makes me laugh up in The mic
And stuff
And learning Japanese because of him
And favorite word is saranghe

What a funny man
Who?
Coryxkenshin
Eh?
The saranghe boy
Ohhh!
When he say saranghe,it turns me on
Chill your only 12 years old mackenzie
Shut up!!

by Magical550pluto April 25, 2020

Corbyn Besson

oH mY fuCking gOd don’t get me stARTEDD on corbyn besson. he is the most attractive, talented, AMAZINg person on this earth. he IS MY DADDY 👏🏻👏🏻

LIKE LITERALLY FUCKING CHOKE ME YOU’re so hOT. his blond little poof that’s always on his head is so 🥰🥰 like literally snap my fucking neck

when i see pictures of him my bussy starts DRIPPING 😱😱

“who’s that cute ass hUnk over there?”

“CORBYN BESSON he’s so TALENTED AND SWEET LIKE LITERALLY JUST LISTEN TO HIS ANGELIC VOICE 😭😍”
“good to know weirdo”

by girlidekwhyamihere March 9, 2019

Coryn

Coryn is someone who tends to be very loud and energetic when it comes to her friends. Depending on her mood she can be very witty and/or sarcastic. She loves to laugh with her immature sense of humor (not sex jokes... usually). Nothing makes her happier than making people laugh and having a good time. Sometimes she swears a little too much... Maybe a little more than too much. She isn't aware of how beautiful she really is along with the other great things she can accomplish. She is also guilty of a black and white mind and sometimes needs to think out of the box regardless of how random she is. She can be cringe at times but it often works out as being hilarious anyway. She has a tendency to procrastinate on important things and sometimes struggle in school. She struggles to stay motivated when it comes to art work or any homework/big projects in general. There are certain situations where she is very independent or co-dependent. She doesn't think much of relationships but once she finds the one- she dedicates her life to them and her only desire is to make her soul mate happy. If she ever loses her one and only soul mate- she loses herself and waits like a lost puppy waiting for her soul mate to return. She is filled with determination whenever it comes to something she truly loves (which is extremely rare) because she knows deep inside that one day it will truly come to her. Even if it means losing herself in the surface of others.

P.S. Memes.

Person: Hey Coryn? Can you do me a favor?
Coryn: No.
Person: ...
Coryn: I am kidding- yeah sure what do you need?

by thesupercoolsandwhich May 27, 2018