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Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"
Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!
Status Clitical by Tookar April 13, 2005
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clitoral erection 

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phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged and firm. Clitoral erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is usually, though not exclusively,
associated with sexual arousal.

clitorial fuck 

To put an ejacualted cock in and around the clitoris; thus making it a clitorial fuck.
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Clitorally 

A combination of clearly, literally, really, and clitorus. Used to add emphasis to a statement and grab people's attention to what you're saying.
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Clitoral boner 

The clitoris extends 3 to 4 inches inside of the body. When stimulated the clitoris shaft reacts like a penis going from flaccid to raising up.
Ooh girl, that man is giving me a clitoral boner, he's daddy. SHWING!

Clitorally 

person 1:he clitorally is so hot
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Clitoral 

Being over sensitive, too easily offended or hurt, similar to a clitoris.
He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it, he's so clitoral.
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