clam jam

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.

"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"

by garry larry July 25, 2013

clam sword

Not showering after having unprotected sex aka having a dirty penis with pussy juice still on it.

I banged this chick raw dog last night, and I still haven't showered...I have some serious clam sword going on right now"

by hugecocknballs81 August 1, 2011

Claimed

Term loosely associated with BDSM culture but refering to anyone, typically in the submissive role, that has pledged their loyalty to another.

It only took 7 years but I finally claimed Stephanie for my own.

No, I want nothing to do with you. I am already claimed.

by Viroodiem December 14, 2018

Claim Chowder

A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.

Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.

Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.

by gruberfan April 24, 2010

Clam man

A man who is extraordinaraly good at having sexual intercourse with multiple women in the same evening, often using his wits and intellect to lure them in his bed.

Jon: Did you see how many bitchs Randy pulled outta the club last night? Uncle Jesse: What did you expect he's the clam man.

by Amazon36 October 13, 2008

Clam rod

Also referred to as dick, cock, penis, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or clit stick. It's a boner that is in a pussy at least 8 hours a day. Also when ur dick smells like old lady clam chower

Person one: Dude my dick is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.

Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
Ex2
Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod

by JVND Inc. August 24, 2010

Courtesy Chasm

The seats left open between groups of people at movies, concerts, games, etc.

If everyone closed their courtesy chasms, we'd all be a lot closer to the stage.

by ZoëNicole August 23, 2009