chuffing funt

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

by Sharn February 29, 2008

chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

Chuffed Off

Feeling chuffed off means that you are pissed off politely.

As chuff off is like ‘piss off’, chuffed off is like ‘pissed off’.

“I’m really Chuffed Off right now Sarah, don’t do that again”

by elmergo February 29, 2024

chuffed

to have a half boner

Yo dawg I met this girl the other day... I was straight chuffed after

by g0thprincess May 27, 2019

chuffing slags

To smoke or borrow a cigarette.

"can I chuff a slag man?"
"Hes always chuffing slags"

by Dar518 December 10, 2023

chuffed out

Chuffed is a Northern word for "happy" really happy. So "Chuffed Out" can literally mean happy beyond comprehension.

It also has a darker meaning: knackered, beyond caring, blown away.

1/ I'd just bought a new Porsche and was completely chuffed out.

2/ We had been in the pub for hours; Dave was the worst for wear, he was completely chuffed out.

by maudibe May 25, 2016