Not to be confused with the cooler, more distinguished “Kris”. Chris is a fat, probably balding, insensitive prick.
“Chris didn’t cancel school only because he lives right next to it. Fuck that guy. My balls are freezing.”
by ThatBobbyBitch February 13, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris' are Gamer fuckbois. Usually can be found moping around after being banned from their obsessions with bbc.
by Timahh July 7, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around.
by Lizzy aka myranda February 23, 2009
Get the Chrismug. by big pimp48646489 January 10, 2009
Get the Chrismug. the name for the most absolutely perfect man in the entire world,he makes you want to spend the rest of ur life with him every time he speaks to you and he makes the stupidest things hillarious,usually comes with a super sexxy tanned body,a hot aussie accent,beautiful blue eyes,perfect lips, a GIGANTIC COCK and a cute lisp to top it all off,tends to have great jobs like scientist or kangaroo racer and will soon be married more than likely,if you find a chris,NEVER LET HIM GO
by sammyluvsaussieboy July 22, 2012
Get the chrismug. The kind of guy who thinks he's nothing special, but really proves to be better than the rest. He believes he's not worthy, but really, he's absolutely lovely.
by ElizaLucy February 19, 2010
Get the Chrismug. The most lovely guy I have ever known.. he makes me smile and laugh and is sexier than Johnny Depp... he is amazing and I love him <3
I love Chris <3
by LindseeChantalGates:] October 16, 2008
Get the Chrismug.