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a word used to describe a talktalk customer who is computer illiterate ie: fucking useless. This term also applies to first line advisors
"Hey Mike, this guy's a complete chopper. He's asking me what the wireless cable looks like"
Chopper by Mike Markison May 10, 2008
a blunt that is filled with a large quantity of ganja
damn thats a chopper!
chopper by Goob aka blunt man June 13, 2006
A derogatory petname for an annoying person who follows you around the bar all night and doesn't get the hint that you are not interested.
Convo:

Girl 1: So this guy started talking to me and now won't leave me alone.
Girl 2: He's such a chopper.
Chopper by eblossom July 2, 2011
A motorcycle, usually custom built, sporting long front forks, high handlebars and a low slung seat.
The tv show American Chopper on discovery channel is one of the best sources of information on finding out how custom choppers are built.
chopper by ezrider1978 July 22, 2008
A person who causes immense irritation from their mere presence. A person lacking in all charisma and decision making ability
That skipper is a complete chopper
Chopper by The Boyo October 13, 2006