n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 6, 2009
You go to Chipotle and order anything with their tofu "Sofritas"... the next week you have "chipotle diarrhea"
by gamecat November 16, 2013
-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*
-the best thing ever
-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring
*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures
-the best thing ever
-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring
*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures
him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!
by shanigg July 6, 2009
The time period of about an hour after eating a Chipotle Burrito. Symptoms of Chipotle's revenge are: diarrhea, indigestion and sometimes vomiting. Sometimes a cleaning agent (see Chipotleaway) must be used to remove the blood stains from the eaters undergarments.
Jerry: "Dude I had Chipotle about an hour ago but now I need to take a huge shit! It tastes so good going in, but now it hurts."
Fred: "Chipotle's Revenge at its work.
Fred: "Chipotle's Revenge at its work.
by jsd1027 September 9, 2010
When you walk into a restroom and all the toilets have chipotle childs in them, you have just stumbled upon a chipotle orphanage.
Dude, I went to take a crap and all the toilets had unflushed chipotle childs in them, this place must be a chipotle orphanage as no one is claiming them.
by Goatoghillgary December 2, 2016
Mike: Sorry I'm late guys, I just was dealing with my Chipotle Hangover.
Michael and Jeff: Your what..?
Mike: Ugh... The bowel movement because of my burrito last night.
Michael and Jeff: Your what..?
Mike: Ugh... The bowel movement because of my burrito last night.
by techprodohc February 2, 2014
The clingy smell of the food from Chipotle that clings to your fingers after eating a delicious entree from the Chipotle menu.
by A. Hall January 29, 2010