chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 18, 2008

Chimp

1. A person who is dressed half chav half pimp.
2. A person who acts like a chav and a pimp

Dude1: What the hell is that guy wearing?
Dude2: He looks like a right chimp.
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Dude1: Why the hell is he acting like that the complete twonk?
Dude2: He thinks he's a right chimp.

by dawson90 October 23, 2007

chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.

And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

Chimp

dirty whore

look at all those chimps

"chimps have big testicles so they can have loads of sex. a chimp is a whore"

by colin miles December 7, 2003

Chimping

In an online discussion or debate it is the act of putting unrelated data or questions into a response to deflect from the original point.

User 1: The sky is very blue today
User 2: But have you seen how bad the economic figures are this month?
User 1: Please stick to the subject and stop chimping.

by rd_303 March 8, 2015

Chimp

Acronym for Came Heavily In My Pants. Premature ejaculation while clothed.

Man, that chick was so damn hot, I thought I was gonna chimp!

by billybobfunpants May 27, 2010

Chimp

To pick at another person, literally. Pop their pimples, groom them etc.

Hey, can you chimp ma face.... pop my zits... get rid of my blackheads

by Roonsterme June 15, 2019