Tongue Chewer

An insult that Sandy used against SpongeBob. While arguing about which is better: land or sea creatures. In the episode Pressure.

Sandy: Tongue chewer!
SpongeBob: *gasps* Take that back you...Not wet person.

by Kookycatl119 March 22, 2021

Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009

straw chewer

Of or pertaining to a gay male or heterosexual female that endlessly chews on their drink's straw while spewing lame dicussion that bores those around them. Often these people are found against walls or under spotlights posing for their "adoring public." See also: Fagadactyl

Eddie was a complete straw chewer as he mawed away on his plastic hose chatting endlessly about Britney Spears.

by Zack Bunker December 30, 2007

Rope Chewer

A man or woman that performs oral sex on a man!

Man should have seen this little rope chewer the boys and I tagged teamed yesterday.

by FucknCumguzzler August 9, 2009

Brick chewer

one who chews bricks

damn brick chewer, stay off the ROCK

by Haney April 17, 2004

bark chewer

Bitch that looks like the tazmainian devil ,big and fat with an ugly ass toothy face

Check out that bark chewer, there always with a hot one

by tommy bee August 21, 2006

Cherry Chewer

This can only be preformed once, a vigirn (so enjoy). When you pop a girl's cherry and you feel the blood on the shaft, you go down and suck the blood from the popped cherry and you may Hyman tissue and you chew on it.

1. (Girl) Im a virgin
2. (Guy) Well im gonna doa cherry chewer on you then.

by Futchpacker May 29, 2009