chefs arse

Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms

Chef's temper got worse during service as a dose of chefs arse played havoc in his kecks.

by grazza September 23, 2007

iFunny Chef

One of the most hypocritical moderators on the app called iFunny. He supports bans on people for posting offensive posts/softcore porn yet some of his posts are developed the same way. Quite prejudice.

Person 1: Bush did 9/11! You dumb niggers! I really like porn xDDDD
Person 2: You're acting just like an iFunny Chef, quit being so ignorant.
Person 1: BAN! BAN!!! BAN HIMMMM I'm CRYING ;(

by OwOewe May 27, 2015

chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

Cheif Keef/SOSA

Cheif Keef is the first man to ever make music.
He also created the universe

Yo, let's pray for our Lord Cheif Keef/Sosa in church

by Tony404 March 12, 2020

Mamsnrhbr chehfde

Before you used to be able to say master cheif is on that soda bottle but after watching a Russian badger video you’ll only be able to say They done put mamsermer chefe in de soder

They put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in de soder

by CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS August 8, 2021

Dave the Camp Chef

Retarded

Dave the Camp Chef is adopted

by All Successful People February 14, 2020

Iron Chef

The show that's on SBS 7:30pm every Saturday that is the damned best show on earth.

Hiroyuki Sakai is my Hero.

Chairman Kaga and the Iron Chefs rock my socks.

by aeilidh April 5, 2005