cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.

"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"

by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022

cheesed

to have bent the rules of something in your favor, particularly a game

I cheesed my way through that call of duty modern warfare

by buzzgrant December 20, 2022

I'm so cheesed!

OK ya know when your all, ugh I hate her, or man that's so unfair?
Well, pissed is such a strong word,so say, "I'm so cheesed!"

Someone: Man, Mr. Sometwo was so unfair.
Somethree: I know, I'm so cheesed!

by blonde_is_better April 18, 2009

ham and cheesed

To be overly inebriated or drunk. Might be used in place of the word hammered or smashed.

I drank so much, I'm so ham and cheesed right now!

by Brody Denis May 19, 2007

CheeseDuck

1. A duck made from cheese. Known to be quick witted, intelligent, and have psychic abilities among other amazing talents.

2. A name for someone who is extremely annoying. Can be shortened to "Cheezy D" or just "Cheezy".

1. "There is only one, true, CheezeDuck."
2. "You ever met that Lukus guy? Man, what a Cheezy D!"

by Witty March 18, 2004

cheever

1. Male sex organ.

2. Female sex organ.

3. A incredibly stupid person.

Originated in the Bay Area. YEEEE!!!!!!!

1. Your mom was all up on my cheever last night without pay.

2. I bet your mom's cheever is hella baggy.

3. I can't believe you don't know the answer, you're such a cheever, get out of my face before I cheever slap you!

by Jack Hoff April 4, 2006

cheesedick loser

a very uncool person who is dirty and shameful

Get out of my room you gross goddamned cheesedick loser!

by thebigcheese666 April 14, 2010