chalk it up to the game

When something occurs you have no control over and nothing/no one has direct responsibility for. Essentially there is no use fighting the situation because nothing is going to change it. Throw in the towel, give up

Man, nothing seems to be working out, might as well chalk it up to the game.

by hard2know November 17, 2013

Chalk Parlay

gambling term where a punter does a parlay with 2 or more huge favorites.

Pat is going all in with a 2 teamer Louisville -300 and UNC -300 chalk parlay.

by picoman March 30, 2009

third time's a charm

Said by or to someone who has failed at something twice; used as a means for encouragement, expressing hope that things will work out on the third try.

Guy 1: Damn dude, I'm just trying to get phone numbers, but both of the girls I've hit on have thrown their drinks at me.
Guy 2: Well, third time's a charm, right? Now get back out there and leave me be.

by mikecws91 May 8, 2010

calm your status

A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.

The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.

Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!

Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!

by elmo1andonly March 29, 2010

Chalk Daddy

Being Favored to win. The opposite of an under dog. Came around during old horse races when all the bets were wriiten in chalk and the favorite horse to win was known as the "chalk daddy."

"The Packers have the best odds to win the Super Bowl this year again."

"Yeah man, they are the Chalk Daddy"

by arcemedis2001 September 11, 2011

dead calm

A 'dead calm' is the action following someone having an uncontrollable sex urge during a very intense sex scene in a movie. The result is to promptly go to the bathroom or other private area to masturbate. Both applicable for women and men.

The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.

If this sex scene continue intensifying, I will probably have a 'dead calm' moment

Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.

by HardCoreBunny February 24, 2021

sar-chasm

(n.) the giant gulf between the sarcastic comment and the person who doesn't get it.

The sar-chasm between Tim and all of Jon's dry comments makes the Grand Canyon look like a crack in the sidewalk.

by grace_09 February 15, 2009