Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.

"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

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Chaldean

a reall ahh mf from Sumeria

Yeah bro my friends Chaldean he owns a entire neighbourhood in detriot

by SumerianSlaveMaster69 September 16, 2023

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Chaldean Spear

When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.

*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

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A sign most prevalent in Metro Detroit, notably Dearborn, West Bloomfield, and Warren, where one can coast straight through a stop sign without stopping. With climate change eminent, momentum lost leads to an ever increasing carbon footprint. The Chaldean stop sign is a massive time saver, and a great boost to local businesses.

Mahmud was in a rush to pick up his Cigarette order at Sam's Club in Dearborn Heights. He looked both ways and blew right through a stop sign, right as a State Trooper gave him a thumbs up along with an approving grin. We must all be thankful for the implementation of the Chaldean Stop Sign, the true pride point of Michigan, unlike the infamous Michigan Left Turn, which is really a Boulevard Left turn. Anyways. . . Yella Yella Habibi, We pay for whole road we use whole road!!

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

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Chaldean Mafia

Chaldean mafia, founded in Detroit, Michigan then slowly moved to San Diego and Phoenix. It was founded by a group of old heads and a midget back in the 90’s.

“Hey ramos you heard about the chaldean mafia?”
“Yea I heard that they shot a couple niggas from sterling heights because they kept saying they were from Detroit!”

by YonanFromWarren June 1, 2021

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