certified poop nigga

the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.

a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈

“Omg did u see zak today, he’s definitely a certified poop nigga!!”

by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022

Certified exeh

A name given to lsk guys that use slang as a hobbies especially dandies

I'm certified exeh for days

by Certifiedexeh August 9, 2023

certified

something that has been found to be of high quality, something that is both excellent and somewhat esoteric.

the doom band brien just started is fucking certified.

by Reincremation July 28, 2006

Certified Trapper

best milwaukee rapper alive. Creator of music.

Have you heard of certified trapper, I heard that he invented music!

by MarcusTooSwaggy January 30, 2023

Certificato Mamma Mia Momento

bruh moment but in pizza

Gabriel: *takes pasta*
Ethan: I'm never gonna see it again! Certificato mamma mia momento!

by yellow garfield June 22, 2019

certified dub

a night that is so fire with the boys and you know you have it in the bag, therefore a certified excellent night.

chad: “yo i got with mad girls tonight”
tommy: “yeah tonight was a certified dub”

by partyparty1234 August 8, 2019

CertifiedLaw

that dumb fucker that never changes his profile and acts like he always has a dildo in his ass

“Did you see CertifiedLaw fire that guy last night just for getting kicked?”

by kenstervids December 3, 2019