Ceiling Fan

A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan

"You are being a showoff, ceiling fan"

by somerandomcat February 1, 2017

marble ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government. Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

Coined by incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.

by Ben Frey January 5, 2007

Ceiling josh

A tipical homo that likes to perv in on peoples "play time"

"ceiling josh is watching you masterbate"

or

"oh i wish i had the skills of a ceiling josh"

by J2thebizzle January 15, 2008

Grass Ceiling

When you've smoked so much weed that no matter how much more you smoke, you cannot get any higher.

I smoked so much weed today, I've reached the grass ceiling!

by Goo5e June 18, 2018

ceiling

What you say when somebody asks you "what's up" in a room. Usually said to piss someone off.

"Hey man, what's up"

"ceiling."

"WTF? you suck shit man!"

by BLEHMAN223 May 19, 2010

ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.

Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!

by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011

ceiling'd

When a person is super floored.

Hot chick:"OMG you super sexy and pog!"
Basement dweller:"OMG im ceiling'd!"

by Bruh_Thunder March 15, 2021